Monday, March 07, 2005

 

Corporate Monkeys!

I am finally convinced that all that machiavellian stuff actually works in the work space. Lying, deceipt, trickery etc. which all seem so 19th century are alive and well in corporate America. Whoop-dee-doo you say? I guess I have been living the delusion that people are actually bright enoug to see all of that. Aparently, unpredictability is the key to power. Be jumpy and thou shall have all the respect. In fact, if you can show everyone that you acquire all your daily iron needs by eating paper clips you're already half way to being president.
I shall continue to champion the cause of the corporate Monkey and this BLOG from this day onwards is dedicated to every mosquito on the corporate jugular making Bank.
The Rating System:
1) Gorilla
I respect thee, o' great corporate monkey.
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